Actual radio conversation* released by the Chief of Naval Operations, October 10, 1995:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
This is a lighthouse. Your call.